


Profiles Stuart Alan Jones

by Davey-Malucci



Category: Queer as Folk
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-08-28
Updated: 2003-08-28
Packaged: 2013-06-19 10:48:37
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 486
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1496943/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/376347/Davey-Malucci
Summary: Just a piece of humour, what if the UK QAF cast got one of those questionnaire e-mails?





	Profiles Stuart Alan Jones

Profiles  
  
Once again I got all bored so I thought it would be amusing (for myself at least) to do these profiles for various QAF characters.oh and one other thing, it's set before QAF 2 so no Stuart/Vince stuff, sorry!  
  
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TO: ManchestersChampionShagger@hotmail.com  
  
FROM: FuckingMozart15@hotmail.com  
  
HEY THERE SEXY! HAVE FUN ANSWERING THESE!  
  
NATHAN XXX  
  
Name: Stuart Alan Jones  
  
Age: 29  
  
Occupation: Public relations, basically get paid to do fuck all  
  
Location: Manchester  
  
Height: Tall enough to be attractive to anyone  
  
Weight: How the fuck should I know?  
  
Sexual Preference: Nathan you are such a twat!  
  
Religion: yeah right  
  
Nicknames: Stu, only Vince is allowed to call me that though, so the rest of you can fuck off! oh yeah, Hazel calls me 'Kid'  
  
~~~~LIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Not fucking Doctor Who that's for sure  
  
Movie: Anything pornographic  
  
Music: Most of the stuff at Canal Street  
  
Sound: Oh you had to ask.  
  
Smell: Men  
  
Book: The Karma Sutra  
  
Song: 'Let me entertain you' heh..  
  
Winter Activity: Shagging  
  
Summer Activity: Shagging  
  
Food: Anything spread-able  
  
Drink: Anything alcoholic although tequila slammers are great for getting off your face fast  
  
Who do you love the most: Myself duh  
  
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Doctor fucking Who.I don't care what Vince says, it's shit  
  
Movie: Fucking Titanic.Vince dragged me to it  
  
Music: That R&B shit  
  
Sound: The Lesbians when they're having a go at me  
  
Smell: Alfred when he's shat himself  
  
Book: Anything that isn't sexual  
  
Song: The Doctor Who theme, have you any idea how many times I've had to hear it in 16 years of friendship?  
  
Winter Activity: Not shagging  
  
Summer Activity: Not shagging  
  
Food: Stuff that doesn't spread  
  
Drink: Tea, I can't stand the stuff  
  
Who do you hate the most: That fucking Lisa Lesbian.oh and fucking Cameron Roberts  
  
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~  
  
Have sex: No shit  
  
Drink: as above  
  
Smoke: Occasionally  
  
Do drugs: see above  
  
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~  
  
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag Vince after getting rid of that fucking twat Cameron  
  
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Shagging  
  
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'Fuck' 'Fuck off' 'Twat' 'Vince'  
  
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: Nothing  
  
Greatest life accomplishment: Alfred I suppose, I need to keep it clean  
  
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: Yes  
  
What is under your bed?: Porn and used condoms probably  
  
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: Nathan Maloney, don't you ever send me any of this shit again! You're a fucking twat! 


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